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Wrecking Ball (Chatroulette Version)…

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They should definitely adopt this as the official video:

 

 

 


Breaking Bad in the middle…

It was inevitable really – but still great!

 


Awkward (NSFW)…

Awkward

What is she thinking? Will nobody think of the children!!!


Bad Santa…

Bad Santa

Naughty Santa – think of the children!!!


Breaking Bad Jr…

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Of all the Breaking Bad Halloween costumes on display this year, these are by far my favourite!

This also tickled me:


David Attenborough’s Life on MTV…


Wally finally had enough hiding and turns himself in…

Where's Wally?

Where's Wally?


Jesse says…

jesse says
jesse says

jesse says


Someone’s teething…

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Joking Bad…

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Here’s an excellent Breaking Bad parody for all you fans:

 


New iPhone – click it, lick it…

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As everyone knows by now Apple have brought out 2 new phones this week. Every time they bring a new phone out, someone hits the street with a camera and the old model to fool unsuspecting (stupid) passers by into believing they are getting a first look at the new phone, for example here’s the same post here this time last year.

 

So this video is almost not worth posting, except that instead of demonstrating a phone, they use an iPad mini and for one particularly “delicious” moment 2:30 seconds in. Derren Brown would be impressed with this girls suggestibility.

 

 


Footie Fondle…

 

 


Breaking Bad Lego…

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Stuck for a christmas gift for the breaking bad fan in your life. Don’t despair, let me introduce you to the new Breaking Bad meth lab set:

Unfortunately, currently sold out (http://shop.citizenbrick.com/Superlab-Playset-CB720570.htm) but priced at a very reasonable $250!

 

EDIT: There is even more Lego Breaking bad genius out there:

Some people have too much time on their hands - http://www.incrediblethings.com/art-design/breaking-bad-lego-meth-lab/


Breaking Bad…

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and as a treat…

 


Committed for 40 years…

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I would like to salute Dale Irby, a school sports coach from Dallas Texas, for his commitment to a joke. For forty years he wore the same outfit in the yearly high school yearbook photos.

 

A sports teacher, Irby usually wore athletic clothes suitable for exercise. He picked the vest and shirt combination in order to look presentable for his first yearbook photo in 1973 and accidentally repeated the outfit the following year. “I was so embarrassed when I got the school pictures back that second year and realised I had worn the very same thing as the first year,” he told the Dallas Morning News. Irby’s wife, Cathy dared him to repeat the outfit for a third year. In the spirit of one-upmanship Irby continued the joke for a further five years, after which he thought “why stop?”


Emily makes her passport photo…

Emily's Passport Photo

Emily's Passport Photo


Ireland’s favourite…

Interested to see the origin of Guinness’ latest product is so blatantly on show…

Plus…they look awfully like crisps to me!!!


I was there first…

I thought I had heard everything, but I was very wrong. We were in the car park of the local shopping centre, looking for a parking spot so we could take Lily to a bouncy castle amusement (for children  maybe, hell for adults!) centre.

After driving down a few aisles,  the car in front of me indicated right and moved into an empty spot. Then joy upon joys, I see a free spot on the left, indicate and maneuver into the spot. Success!

The car behind started the toot their horn and flash their lights, i get out of the car to see what is going on, to find two red-faced women screaming at me to get out of their spot! Apparently they had seen it was free from the next aisle, put their foot down and came around the corner to find us pulling into it. But it was definitely theirs as they had indicated first!!!

They were very confused when I just started to laugh and then drove off in quite a huff!

 


Little Sister says hi…

It’s been confirmed. Lily’s Little Sister takes after her father and doesn’t like having a camera stuck in her face either:

 


Only Fools and Horses…

Only Frozen Horses


Beyonce…

Beyonce

Beyonce’s publicist tried to get a few photos of her on stage censored, because they weren’t too flattering.

Let me guess how that works out for them…..

 


Out of the mouths of children…

Peter: Lily, shall we go to the shop?
Lily: Yes, let’s go to Marks Expensive!


The Success Story of Our Time…

Bill Cullen

I’d hate to know his definition of failure!

Bill Cullen consents to €8.2m judgement – Irish Times

For any Irish readers you’ll hopefully get the joke without this explanation, but for others out there, Bill Cullen up until this year was the presenter of Ireland’s version of The Apprentice show, now his businesses are falling apart, he is selling up everything to pay back the bank and presumably his apprentices are back in the employment office.

Then again, this probably is a success in today’s Ireland!


Pendant Alert…

Pendant-tehee

It took all my strength not to reply to this:

If the Guardian let me add pictures to their comments section, I just might not have been able to resist: